Dec 15, 2010

Manbearpig Meditation IV

This Audio Really helps sell the scene

They burn through the bodies of those who dare attack them, and feast upon the men, women, and children alike in truly horrendous ways.  

"Something evil this way comes"

Dangling them from broken limbs and drinking from them like cups, crunching into them with gnarled teeth, sucking their guts out... kinda like jello shooters.

"Something evil this way comes"


Manbearpig awoke in a cold sweat with a sense of dread, a sense of urgency, and an intense feeling of terror in his veins.  He noted he was tied to his faithful steed Gluestick, and Tribby was cheerfully walking by, dragging a dead Bugbear by its ankle.

Manbearpig paused, pontificated, perseverated, and eventually, found the exact druidic phrase with which to impart upon the party the wisdom that he had gained from his druidic trance.  

"uuuuuAaaaAAagh." he said, nearly pulling a groin muscle in an attempt to use an exclamation point.

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