The group interrogated the King for a bit, and, after much discussion, delayed introductions, explanations, and cautious allowances, Manbearpig's creepy associate latched onto the King and read his mind, getting the password to a secret vault.
After searching and smashing the room randomly, Ash got the idea to speak the password aloud, and, the secret-secret-secret panel opened.
"Banana Carrot Buttered Bagel!" Ash spoke (in Kobold) at the wall, which immediately, and somewhat majestically, slid open to reveal a wall of gems.
Everyone ooo-ed and aaaah-ed at the gems and chatted about their value.
Manbearpig leaned over to Jay El "By the way, I think I'm poisoned." he mentioned. "Oh, and, I'm missing an eye."
10 x rubies $10,000
10 x amethyst $1000
10 x topaz $5000
5 x sapphire $5000
5 x emerald $5000