Shitanya, her strategic mind somewhat aflame, scooped up her dung with her tail and hurled it at the screen of potential buyers. The auctioneer clearly got annoyed by this, and had one of his minions quickly clean it off as he apologized for the temporary technical difficulty to his buyers.
"Innovative, clever, not afraid to get her hands (or tail) dirty, fairly dexterous - quite the shot really, and, let's not forget those wings gentlemen. The wings and tail of the half dragon lady would easily fetch twice the price..."
"Innovative, clever, not afraid to get her hands (or tail) dirty, fairly dexterous - quite the shot really, and, let's not forget those wings gentlemen. The wings and tail of the half dragon lady would easily fetch twice the price..."
Shitanya frowned. This was getting her nowhere. She needed a different stratagem. Something, she mused, involving the chains, perhaps...
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