"I could totally throw you."
"What, across the river of spikes!?"
"Sure. You'd land safely."
"right, because... when a gigantic creature hurls a tiny creature across a huge abyss, that always ends well."
Raelin smiled and everyone heard his evil thought.
"Shut up Raelin." Ash grunted. "Med, throw Jay El across, and aim for the stuffed bear."
Jay El brightened. "At least I have the potential for a soft landing, that way!"
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