The group followed Ash out the door, and noted that the room tapered outwards. As they timidly checked the walls, floors, ceilings, air molocules, and other forms of carbon for any mention of a trap, they gradually became aware of a spiked pit in the center of the room which was, in no way, obscured or difficult to miss.
On the other side of the pit was a large, stuffed bear with some paraphernalia on its person, a peg in a wall, and a grate on the upper section of one of the walls.
Hmmmm... they collectively pontificated.
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